Windows 93 Crazy Error (720p)

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Just kidding. We’re going to play a MIDI of “Axel F” forever instead. windows 93 crazy error

FATAL: The mouse cursor has divorced the mouse. It now identifies as a spinning CD-ROM from 1994. Please insert your childhood to continue. It now identifies as a spinning CD-ROM from 1994

SYSTEM ↂ MEMORY ↂ CORRUPTED Error 0x93CRAZY: Not even Bill knows what happened. Would you like to: [ OK ] [

Would you like to: [ OK ] [ OK BUT FASTER ] [ POUR COFFEE ON THE MOTHERBOARD ]

⏣ SYSTEM ERROR: SANITY NOT FOUND ⏣ Please reinstall the ‘90s and try again. Want this as a fake pop-up HTML widget (like the actual Windows 93 desktop prank) or as a printable zine page?

Press ANY key to continue in despair. Or don’t. The hamster running this OS is already on strike.