YOU HAVE TURN SIGNALS FOR A REASON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! USE THEM! USE THEM! THAT'S A YIELD, NOT A STOP, YOU ABSOLUTE—
Ooh, a yellow light. Better slow down.
…I hate parallel parking.
(calmly) Alright, just gonna merge onto the highway. Signal's on. Plenty of space.
Tyler1’s face turns beet red. He slams his fists onto the greenscreen dashboard, which shakes the entire frame. When you drive a car-TYLER1 GREENSCREEN--LONGES...
DON'T "NICE WEATHER" ME! YOU'RE GOING 62 IN A 65! THE LEFT LANE IS FOR CRIMINALS AND WINNERS! PICK ONE!
Tyler1 collapses face-first onto the greenscreen floor, still twitching. YOU HAVE TURN SIGNALS FOR A REASON
Text on screen:
YOU JUST LET THREE CARS IN FRONT OF YOU! THREE! DO YOU HATE YOURSELF?! DO YOU WANT TO ARRIVE AT YOUR DESTINATION BY SUNDOWN?! GO! GO GO GO GO GO— USE THEM