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The kids return home like a tornado. Bags are thrown, shoes fly across the hall. The fight over the TV remote begins. My mother becomes a referee: “No TV until math homework is done!” Meanwhile, the maid arrives to wash the dishes, the dhobi (laundry man) arrives to collect the clothes, and the wifi stops working. Dadaji tries to fix the wifi and accidentally unplugs the refrigerator. Chaos reigns.
Dinner is a team sport. We sit on the floor in the dining hall. Chachi serves the rotis directly from the pan. My mother ensures everyone’s bowl gets an extra dollop of butter. We eat with our hands—the only way to truly taste the food, they say.
By 11 PM, the house winds down. The lights go off, room by room. My father folds the newspaper. My mother checks the kitchen locks three times. As I head to bed, I see Amma doing her final prayer. The house sighs.
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Our household consists of eight people: Dadaji and Amma (grandparents), my parents, my uncle’s family (Chacha, Chachi, and two cousins), and me. By 6:30 AM, the single geyser (water heater) has become a prized asset. There’s an unspoken rule: elders first, then the earning members, then the kids.
Decisions are made here. Which cousin gets the window seat for the upcoming road trip? Should we buy the Samsung or the LG fridge? Amma vetoes the fridge because “the old one has 10 years left in it.” The fridge stays.
This is the golden hour. Everyone trickles back home. The smell of frying pakoras (fritters) fills the air. Everyone gathers in the living room. The news is on, but nobody is watching it. My uncle talks about office politics. My father checks the stock market. The cousins show off their karate moves. My mother becomes a referee: “No TV until
Living in an Indian family is not easy. There is zero privacy. Someone is always in your business. You cannot eat a chocolate bar in secret because the smell will travel, and four people will appear asking for a bite.
6:00 AM. The day doesn’t start with an alarm clock in our house. It starts with the distant, rhythmic sound of my grandmother, Amma, chanting slokas in the puja room, followed by the insistent “caw-caw” of crows on the windowsill. My mother believes feeding crows first thing in the morning pleases the ancestors. So, by 6:15 AM, she’s scattering a handful of grains on the balcony.
It’s not a lifestyle. It’s a beautiful, exhausting, and infinite story—written fresh every single day. Dinner is a team sport
This is also the time for “family arbitration.” Who used whose phone charger? Why is the sugar jar empty? Did anyone pay the electricity bill? Every small conflict is solved loudly, with lots of hand gestures, and ends with everyone sharing a plate of biscuits.
Amma sits in the corner, reading the newspaper aloud, critiquing the government, and occasionally shouting, “Beta, don’t forget the coconut chutney!” The vegetable vendor rings the bell at 8:15 AM sharp, and a quick negotiation for fresh peas takes place over the gate, delaying everyone by another five minutes.
This is the prologue to every day in our three-generation home in Mumbai. It’s a symphony of chaos, love, compromise, and a million cups of chai.
