Tucker And Dale -

“Did he just call our cabin a shack of horror?” Tucker asked, offended.

“I’ve got you, miss!” he said, water streaming down his face. tucker and dale

The kid’s eyes went wide as dinner plates. “Stay back! I know your kind! You’ll use my skin for a lampshade!” “Did he just call our cabin a shack of horror

Tucker was a wiry ball of nervous energy with a trucker cap pulled low over his eyes, and Dale was a gentle giant with a heart the size of a water tower and a flannel shirt to match. They’d just bought a fixer-upper vacation cabin—a real steal, according to the listing that failed to mention the “murder swamp” out back or the family of raccoons living in the stove. offended. “I’ve got you

Then came the wood chipper incident.