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Let me set the record straight from the start: the humans call it “chaos.” I call it Tuesday .

If you’ve ever watched the holiday classic Tom and Jerry: Santa’s Little Helpers —which is usually a compilation of our finest winter disasters, most notably the 1952 theatrical short The Night Before Christmas —you’ve seen the fur fly. But you haven’t seen the whole story. So, grab a saucer of milk, and let me walk you through the mechanics of our yuletide mayhem.

— Tom (First-Paw Account, dictated but not read) -ToonXrole- Tom And Jerry Santa-s L...

Here’s the informative part that the cartoon physics obscures: In the original short, I am the one trying to be good. My letter to Santa isn’t a list of toys. It’s a truce. I ask for peace on Earth and a single, non-explosive mouse trap. Jerry, however, misinterprets my kindness as weakness. He spends the first half of the short using every household object—a mousetrap, a firecracker, a rolling pin—to ensure I don’t get my wish.

Whiskers, Wreckage, and Wrapping Paper: A First-Paw Account of “Tom and Jerry: Santa’s Little Helpers” Let me set the record straight from the

So, this December 25th, when your family gathers around the TV to watch Tom and Jerry: Santa’s Little Helpers , don’t see a cartoon about a cat trying to eat a mouse. See it for what it is: a documentary about two idiots who, despite their best efforts to murder each other, accidentally build a sleigh, fix a dollhouse, and remind you that the holidays aren’t about being nice.

The informational takeaway for scholars: Tom and Jerry: Santa’s Little Helpers is a case study in So, grab a saucer of milk, and let

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I hear a rustling in the walls. And I have a brand new anvil with a red bow on it.