The Best Apocalypse Ever -ep.6- -dezgemadev- Guide

Mmrgh. Comedy.

points at a crude map drawn in ketchup.

Was that… Gary?

That’s just Kevin. He ate six yesterday. He’s emitting pure gluten terror.

(whispering to himself) Suction on three. Revolution on two. Screaming on one. God , I’m good at the apocalypse. The Best Apocalypse Ever -Ep.6- -Dezgemadev-

We did it. We saved the apocalypse.

He flicks a switch. The Dyson roars to life. A zombie shambles into frame. The vacuum hose attaches to its forehead. The zombie’s face gets sucked into the canister like a sad, gray smoothie. NOW A WAR ROOM.

You’ve wired a vacuum to a grandpa-mobile. The horde is 400 zombies deep at Dillard’s. Explain the plan without using the word succ .

SCENE 2 – THE JAMBA JUICE, NOW A WAR ROOM. The Best Apocalypse Ever -Ep.6- -Dezgemadev-