If you’ve been sleeping on the underground phenomenon of adult-themed party simulators, wake up—preferably with a cold shower. The highly anticipated (and slightly infamous) update, has just stumbled onto the scene, and it’s raising eyebrows, shot glasses, and a few ethical questions.
By I.P. Freely, Contributing Satirist
🥃🥃🥃 (3 out of 5 shot glasses) “Buggy as a roach motel, but the laughs are real.” Note: This article is a work of satirical fiction. No actual stag nights, Buckys, or doctors of morning wood were harmed in its writing. Stag Nights At Bucky-s 2 -v0.5- -Dr Morningwood-