He pauses. Looks at Lyra. Just a second too long.
Longer, Vex. Hold it longer.
His eye twitches. The roster blinks.
(V.O.) They said Season 1 was a “resounding success.” Ninety-two million downloads. Three fan wikis. One unauthorized erotic fan-fiction involving me and a sentient nebula. But the network flagged a problem. Version 2.7.1 had a... intimacy overflow. SpaceCorps XXX Version 2.7.2 Season 2
Then you’ll die in Act 3. The void doesn’t negotiate.
“The upgrade you didn’t know you needed. Again.”
The update drops at midnight. New enemies. New skins. New... emotional stakes. He pauses
Low, pulsating synth-bass with a hint of theremin.
Vex taps the console. The screen flashes:
(loading his stun-baton) Alright, team. Let’s go feel our feelings—or die trying. Longer, Vex
Shut up.
That’s not my fault.
SPACECORPS XXX // VERSION 2.7.2 // SEASON 2
I saw a vision of this meeting. It was boring in the vision too.
My pleasure protocols were at 94% activation. That’s a record.
He pauses. Looks at Lyra. Just a second too long.
Longer, Vex. Hold it longer.
His eye twitches. The roster blinks.
(V.O.) They said Season 1 was a “resounding success.” Ninety-two million downloads. Three fan wikis. One unauthorized erotic fan-fiction involving me and a sentient nebula. But the network flagged a problem. Version 2.7.1 had a... intimacy overflow.
Then you’ll die in Act 3. The void doesn’t negotiate.
“The upgrade you didn’t know you needed. Again.”
The update drops at midnight. New enemies. New skins. New... emotional stakes.
Low, pulsating synth-bass with a hint of theremin.
Vex taps the console. The screen flashes:
(loading his stun-baton) Alright, team. Let’s go feel our feelings—or die trying.
Shut up.
That’s not my fault.
SPACECORPS XXX // VERSION 2.7.2 // SEASON 2
I saw a vision of this meeting. It was boring in the vision too.
My pleasure protocols were at 94% activation. That’s a record.