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But how? I’ve practiced on my pillow (Mr. Fluffy, who now smells of toothpaste and despair), and I’ve studied Romeo + Juliet on DVD until the menu screen burned into my retinas. Still. Zero actual lip-to-lip action with an actual boy who isn’t my cousin’s friend Tom (disaster—he laughed because I opened one eye).

“Jas,” I said, “I don’t want organic yoghurt. I want a moment . A cinematic, rain-drizzled, eyebrow-touch moment.” --- shahd fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008 mtrjm

Status: Dying of humiliation. Again.

Subject: MTRJM Message: EMERGENCY. SNOGGING CRISIS. Meet in my shed in 10. Bring lip gloss and honesty. But how