Mrs. Claus marched out of the kitchen, holding a wooden spoon like a sword. She’d seen this movie before.
“Again?” asked Twinkle, a new intern elf, her eyes wide as saucers. “But last year he got stuck in the chimney of the Smith family’s townhouse in Ohio. The year before, the reindeer went on strike because Dasher demanded a private sleigh.”
Santa grinned, his eyes twinkling. “If I wasn’t in trouble, what would you elves do with all that emergency training?” Santa Claus in trouble... again- Free Download
“Ah, bloomin’ icicles ,” he whispered. “Not again.”
While the real Santa was busy looping for the 112th time, the elves propped up Santabot 2.0 in the main sleigh. They strapped the real reindeer to the front (they refused to pull the Quantum Sleigh after what happened to Prancer’s tail). “Again
Kringle couldn’t argue with that. He just sighed, and added a new page to the binder: “Scenario #127: Temporal Collapse – Solution: Robot Double and a Spoon.”
Meanwhile, Mrs. Claus and the engineers finally managed to hit the “Factory Reset” button on the Quantum Sleigh 3000. There was a loud FWOOMP , and the real Santa fell out of the time loop, landing face-first in a snowdrift. “If I wasn’t in trouble, what would you
POP.
Inside was a slightly wonky, animatronic Santa. His beard was made of mop strings, his eyes were mismatched buttons, and his voice sounded like a broken kazoo.