Sam And Cat Matthew Apr 2026

Sam and Cat are in their apartment. Dice is on the couch. A new character, MATTHEW (16, polite but awkward, carrying a large binder), knocks on the door.

(sighs, closes binder) I’ll get the mop for the garbage juice.

(nods slowly) I like him. He’s honest. But can he eat raw bacon at 3 a.m.? sam and cat matthew

Here’s a solid text based on the prompt "Sam and Cat Matthew," keeping it in the tone of the show Sam & Cat . The Matthew Maneuver

Also allergic to fun. Apparently.

Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants!

(smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not crying when I throw a fork at your head for fun. Sam and Cat are in their apartment

(opens door) Ooh! Are you the pizza guy? Because I ordered a pizza with extra smiles, and you look very happy!

See? He gets it.