They did it. The VCR whirred backward, the TV screeched, and with a final poof of ozone and stale popcorn, the tape ejected itself—now melted into a sad, black plastic puddle.
“I’ll try anything,” Rigby replied, already balancing on one foot.
Against every shred of common sense (which was approximately a shred and a half), they plugged the ancient VCR from the break room into the main TV. The moment they pushed the tape in, the lights flickered. The air turned cold. And the screen didn’t show the Regular Show intro. Regular Show Season 2 Complete Pack
“Welcome… to the lost episode,” the glitch-Benson droned. “You want to watch Season Two? You must live Season Two. First challenge: defeat the Unskippable Ad.”
It was a sweltering Tuesday afternoon at the Park, and Mordecai and Rigby were doing absolutely nothing of value. Mordecai lay upside down on the couch, feet on the cushions, head on the floor. Rigby was trying to peel a single grape with a pair of toenail clippers. They did it
“One ‘Regular Show Season 2 Complete Pack,’” the man said proudly. “The ultra-rare, un-cut, director’s commentary, lost episode edition. Only three exist. This one smells faintly of nacho cheese.”
Mordecai peered inside. The box was heavy, velvety, and featured a holographic cover of the gang fighting a giant rock monster that looked suspiciously like Muscle Man’s mom. Gold letters read: THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON – EXPERIENCE THE EPISODES AS THEY WERE MEANT TO BE EXPERIENCED. Against every shred of common sense (which was
“It is now. You must reorganize Benson’s filing cabinet. Alphabetically. By the second letter of each document’s third word.”
The room was normal again. Sunlight poured in. And Benson stood in the doorway, holding a mop.