Buster disappears behind the bush. Rustling sounds. Jamie hears a faint, satisfied “boof.”
Buster squats. Jamie holds breath. After three seconds— Pooping Dog Script
Oh no. No, no. You had the perfect squat. Why did you abort? Buster disappears behind the bush
Buster stares into the middle distance. A single bird chirps. Buster turns around and faces Jamie directly, making intense eye contact. then squats slightly—then stops. Resumes sniffing.
Buster runs off with the leash. Jamie stumbles after.
Buster ignores Jamie completely. He sniffs in a tight circle, then squats slightly—then stops. Resumes sniffing.