Ramesh closed the laptop. He went outside to touch grass. And somewhere, a torrent seed wept.
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When the movie started, it wasn’t Johnny Depp. It was a man who looked almost like Johnny Depp, wearing a smudged eyeliner scar. He spoke fluent Tamil with a weirdly posh Chennai accent. Ramesh closed the laptop
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