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DAVE (Rubs temples) Not until you realign the bathroom towels by tensile strength.

DAVE (Squints) That’s chaos talk. You want chaos? I’ll bring back the chore wheel. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...

DAVE That was a promotion. You blew it.

DAVE Sleep is earned. Now – tell me why you blinked twice during dinner. DAVE (Rubs temples) Not until you realign the