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I have a perfectly fine back.

SHREK, 50s, softer around the middle, with reading glasses and a fishing rod, sits on his outhouse-turned-patio.

Donkey. It’s 7 a.m. I just had my third oatmeal. new shrek.movie

But what if I’m too old for quests?

Shrek. You stepped on a Lego last Tuesday and cried for twenty minutes. You need this. I have a perfectly fine back

You analyze them, Shrek. Last week you said “that one had structural integrity but lacked tonal variety.”

FADE IN on the swamp. It’s cleaner than ever. Little welcome mats are out. Fionas in a rocking chair, reading a book by ogre-light. Three teenage ogre children — FERGUS, FARKLE, and FELICIA — scroll on something that looks like a magical glowing stone tablet (“CackleChat”). It’s 7 a

CUT TO: Title card. “SHREK: FAR FAR AWAY FROM HOME.” Kicking off with a cover of “Should I Stay or Should I Go” — but played entirely on washboard, donkey bray, and lute.

He was never meant to be this comfortable.

Beat.