Love Duction- The Guide For Galactic Lovers Fre... File

Below is a playful, sci-fi dating advice article drafted as though it’s from an interstellar magazine. I’ve titled it as Love Duction: The Guide for Galactic Lovers (And Other Sentient Beings) . By Stardust McLovin, Interstellar Dating Coach

It looks like your title cuts off at — I’m guessing you meant “Freaks” or “Free” ? Love Duction- The Guide for Galactic Lovers Fre...

— Stardust McLovin P.S. If all else fails, try the intergalactic dating app: “Hinge of the Universe.” Below is a playful, sci-fi dating advice article

Let’s face it — dating across the galaxy is messy. You finally match with a gorgeous being from Andromeda, only to realize they communicate through bioluminescent skin flares while you’re still trying to perfect your “smoldering look” in a mirror. — Stardust McLovin P

And remember: In space, no one can hear you say “I love you”… unless you broadcast it on all frequencies.