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"Amigos!" Pedro bellowed, sloshing his Dino-Sour . "Tonight, we do not just bury the bones. Tonight, we bury the loincloth!"

"She said, and I quote," Betty giggled, licking a salt off a fossil, "'Make sure he forgets my mother's name.'"

Everyone froze. The music stopped. Señorita Piedra stepped off Bambam's lap. LOS PICAPIEDRA XXX - Despedida de soltero de Bambam

Bambam burst out laughing. A deep, booming laugh that shook the stalactites. He picked up Maribel, kissed her, and said, "That's why I'm marrying you."

"Cut!" she screamed.

Maribel smiled, revealing a retainer made of diamond. "Surprise, mi amor. This wasn't your bachelor party."

As the night reached a fever pitch, Pedro decided to introduce the Gran Finale . "For the man who can crush a boulder with his pinky... a boulder of a different kind!" "Amigos

Bambam’s jaw dropped. "Maribel? My Maribel?"

It was Vilma and Betty, but not as they had ever seen them. They wore feather boas made from flamingo fossils and heels carved from obsidian. Vilma carried a whip made of brontosaurus tendon. Betty held a tray of wiggling green gelatin shots shaped like... well, like male anatomy. The music stopped

"Surprise, big guy," Vilma purred. "Maribel paid for the Premium Extinction Package ."

She pointed at Pedro. "This is the audition for my new adult reality show: . You're the host, Pedro. Bambam... you're the stunt penis."