L-li Hoi 2 - The Demon Lord-s Power Sucks -v1.0... Apr 2026

“Your power sucks,” L-li agreed. Back at the castle, the celebration was awkward. The bards didn’t know what song to write. The knights looked at their magical swords and sighed.

When L-li stumbled into the Obsidian Throne Room (he tripped on a rug), Malachar laughed.

L-li slurped a noodle. “Where’s the Wi-Fi?” L-li Hoi 2 - The Demon Lord-s Power Sucks -V1.0...

“This is humiliating,” the Demon Lord muttered.

“A hero?” the Demon Lord boomed. “I have un-made dimensions! I have swallowed stars! Witness my ultimate technique: ” “Your power sucks,” L-li agreed

Ten shadow tendrils wrapped around L-li and immediately went limp, like wet spaghetti.

Twenty minutes later, L-li walked out of the Obsidian Fortress with the Demon Lord tied up with a curtain cord. Malachar was crying softly. The knights looked at their magical swords and sighed

“You kidnapped the princess.”

“You burned three villages.”

There was a soft pfft sound. Like a balloon deflating.