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“Because, Master,” Po said, sliding the disc into a gleaming new player Mr. Ping had installed (complete with a noodle-warming drawer), “on Blu-ray, you can see every single hair on Tigress’s furious brow. And more importantly… deleted scenes.”

Shifu opened one eye. “Did you just learn something, or have a sugar rush?”

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The menu screen lit up. Po grabbed a dumpling and pressed “PLAY.”

Master Shifu hobbled by, leaning on a ginseng stick. “Po, that is a recording of your own life. Why would you want to watch it again?” “Because, Master,” Po said, sliding the disc into

The disc ejected itself. On the cover, now in golden letters, it read:

They soon realized the truth: hidden across the Blu-ray’s special features were six fragments of a lost kung fu move called — a technique that allowed the user to phase through solid objects, but only if they held perfectly still for ten seconds. Useless in a real fight. Hilarious in a noodle shop. “Did you just learn something, or have a sugar rush

“Ooooooh,” he breathed, turning the Kung Fu Panda 4 Blu-ray over in his claws. The cover showed him striking a dramatic pose, with Zhen the fox at his side and The Chameleon lurking in the background. “Look at my angle! That’s a hero angle, baby.”

From that day on, every time Po watched the Blu-ray, a tiny, invisible Oogway would whisper commentary only he could hear. Things like: “That dumpling throw? I taught him that in 2008.” And: “Skip the fifth chapter. It drags.”