Kim Kardashian Superstar Interview -

(Laughs, a single, elegant "ha") . Nothing? Honey. Getting dressed for the Met Gala takes 300 hours. That’s not nothing. That’s exhausting art . Also, I passed the baby bar. What have my critics passed? Probably a judgmental note under a bathroom stall.

(Already walking away, calling over shoulder) . I know. Text my assistant for the quote approval. Bye, beautiful people.

Kim. Thank you for being here.

(Sips Diet Coke dramatically) . You know... people don't realize. It’s a lot of work. One time, I cried for 47 minutes because my SKIMS shapewear roll wasn't seamless. But then I looked in the mirror, and I thought... wow . Even the tear tracks are iconic. kim kardashian superstar interview

[SCENE OPENS. A CHAOTIC, ALL-PINK STUDIO. CONFETTI CANNONS. DRAMATIC REALITY TV STINGS PLAYING.]

That's... actually kind of deep.

Final question. What is the meaning of life? (Laughs, a single, elegant "ha")

Speaking of business—SKIMS is worth billions. What’s the secret?

Done. Let's get into it. You’ve been called the most famous person of the 21st century. How does that feel?

Some critics say you’re famous for... nothing. Getting dressed for the Met Gala takes 300 hours

(Adjusts hair, doesn't blink) . Of course. I’m so honored. But can we please turn down the lights? My right contour is catching a shadow.

She’s a mogul. A muse. A master of the selfie. For the first time ever, she sits down for the interview the world has been waiting for. Please welcome... the one and only... Kim Kardashian .