Keeping Up With The Kardashians - Season 13 Apr 2026
Back at Kris’s mansion, the family gathered for a “mandatory emotional debrief.” Rob sat in the corner, eating a meatball sub, looking deeply uncomfortable.
Khloé, mid-bite of a kale chip, froze. “Is it about Rob? Is he in the sauce again?”
“Choose what?” he mumbled, sauce on his chin.
Cue dramatic string music and a fade to black. Keeping Up With the Kardashians - Season 13
Chyna laughed. “It’s just a perfume name. You don’t own the word ‘blast.’”
Kim turned the notebook around. On it was a single name written in calligraphy:
“Between your blood and your… your scent-stealing baby mama.” Back at Kris’s mansion, the family gathered for
Kylie, who had been filming the whole argument for her Snapchat, finally spoke. “Honestly? I like ‘Blast.’ It’s punchy. It’s modern. Our name ‘Heart’ sounds like a grandma’s potpourri.”
Kendall, who had been trying to look like a supermodel ignoring a peasant, leaned in. “I thought we canceled that. The lawsuit over the ‘Kimberly’ scent was boring.”
“What?” everyone said in unison.
The Fragrance of Betrayal
She spun on her heel and walked out, but not before knocking over a display of organic baby lotion. It scattered across the floor in slow motion.
Kendall, who had been silent, suddenly stood up. “You know what? I’m tired of this family treating every little thing like a war crime. It’s perfume. Who cares?” Is he in the sauce again
