Wanna Go Home -the Island Survival Rpg- -v1.0...: I

The genius of the writing is the internal monologue. Your character doesn’t care about the ancient ruins or the glowing crystals in the cave. They care about spreadsheets, their pending Netflix queue, and the fact that they have a dentist appointment next Tuesday.

And yet... I keep coming back.

This game hates you. The RNG (Random Number Generator) is malicious. You will find a first-aid kit three minutes after you die of infection. A coconut will fall on your head and break your leg while you are carrying fresh water back to camp.

Build a radio. Signal a ship. Go home.

I want to go home.

You need constant dopamine. This game gives you serotonin once every three hours, and you will chase that dragon forever.

If you haven’t heard of it, I Wanna Go Home launched its 1.0 full release two weeks ago, and it has quietly become the sleeper hit of the autumn season. Here is my long-form breakdown of why this low-poly nightmare is the best survival RPG you aren't playing. Forget amnesia. Forget ancient prophecies. You are a commuter. You were on a budget flight back from a business trip you didn’t want to be on. There was turbulence, a flash of lightning, and then... silence. You wash up on the shore of an archipelago that looks like a postcard from hell. I Wanna Go Home -The Island Survival RPG- -v1.0...

I downloaded this game on a whim last Friday night. The title felt almost too on-the-nose for a survival crafter. I expected a meme. I expected jank. What I did expect was to look up from my monitor at 4 AM, dehydrated in real life, hoarding virtual coconuts, and whispering to my pet parrot (in-game) about my "escape plan."

The 1.0 release polishes the rough edges without sanding off the soul. The graphics are still low-poly (intentionally, I think), the UI is clunky, and the game crashed twice when I tried to open my inventory during a lightning storm.

But maybe... I’ll stay one more night. Have you survived the archipelago? Did you manage to fix the radio? Let me know in the comments below. And please—if anyone knows how to cure "Crab Lung," DM me immediately. The genius of the writing is the internal monologue

8.5/10

You loved The Long Dark but wished you had more PTSD about office politics. You enjoy games where "winning" just means getting back to mediocrity.

I haven't beaten it yet. I built the antenna. I found the frequency. But the battery died. I’m currently stuck on the eastern shore, hunting wild pigs with a sharpened tent pole. And yet

Post Date: October 26, 2023 Category: Indie Game Impressions Game Version: v1.0 (Full Release)