-berz1337- | Hellhound Therapy Session

"...That's surprisingly wholesome. Have you considered a hobby? Knitting with barbed wire? Competitive howling?"

"Alright, Rustjaw. Let’s begin. On a scale from ‘smoldering ember’ to ‘total soul-meltdown,’ how are you feeling today?"

"And if that doesn't work?"

"And how does that make you feel ? As a pack unit." Hellhound Therapy Session -Berz1337-

(simultaneously, in a low, trembling growl) "The bone of a screaming prophet, buried under a weeping mountain, eaten hot."

"He’s right. We’re not hunting anymore. We’re just… pacing. What’s the point of a hellhound without a chase? My teeth itch."

(scribbling on a flaming clipboard) "So the core issue is a lack of purpose and an absent authority figure. Let’s try an exercise. I want each of you to finish this sentence: When I hear the word 'home,' I think of…' Competitive howling

"You want the real issue, doc? The silence . The Master used to whistle. Used to rattle our chains when we did good. Now he just stares into the Abyss. I think he’s depressed."

"Tried both. Lost the knitting needle in my third stomach. Competitive howling just starts a riot."

Log Entry: Session #47 | Subject: Cerberus Unit 734 ("Rustjaw") | Location: The Ash-Cross Couch, Sub-Level 7 As a pack unit

"It is. That'll be three brimstone tokens. Next patient is a banshee with imposter syndrome. She thinks her wails aren't 'piercing enough.'"

"Betrayed. We were forged in the first scream of the Fallen. We’re not pets. We’re supposed to tear , not sit ."

"Frustrated. I bit a demon accountant yesterday. Didn't even growl back. Just filed a complaint in triplicate."