--- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi ✓ 【UPDATED】

You two are Taliban!

Harold is in an orange jumpsuit. Kumar is trying to befriend a guard by teaching him how to make aloo paratha using prison chow.

A buttoned-up Indian-American investment banker and his rebellious, desi -fusion musician best friend are wrongly declared terrorists after a failed attempt to smuggle a "special" chillum onto a flight. Now, they must escape the world’s most secure prison to reach Chandni Chowk before Kumar’s true love marries someone else. Act One: The "Chillum" Incident Scene 1: JFK Airport, New York --- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi

They are waterboarded… with Diet Coke. Then, shipped directly to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Scene 2: Camp Delta, Cell Block C

He chases them through a minefield. The mines are, of course, marked with little red flags. Kumar steps on one. It’s a dud. You two are Taliban

On the plane, Kumar lights a massive, suspicious-looking chillum in the bathroom. The smoke triggers a "chemical agent" alarm. A Sikh grandma has an asthma attack. A white guy yells, "Allahu Akbar!" in panic. The plane makes an emergency landing.

"You could have just called. You didn't have to start an international incident." Then, shipped directly to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba

(jumping out of a fake palki ): "Ruko! Yeh log Al-Qaeda ke bhakt hain!" (Stop! These are Al-Qaeda devotees!)