"That's your legendary weapon," Fluffn'Dispense said.
"It's a butter knife."
"I'm Glib," it squeaked. "I have crippling anxiety and level 2 accounting skills."
"Probably," Greta agreed. "But the Demon Lord's castle has a really nice snack bar. I heard they serve mochi." -ENG- Nonsense Life in Another World 1 2 Unce...
We stared at the angry teapot castle in the distance. Somewhere inside, the Demon Lord was probably crying about yogurt.
"For what?"
I walked for twenty minutes before I found my first companion: a slime. But not a brave, heroic slime. This one was translucent blue and wearing tiny reading glasses. "That's your legendary weapon," Fluffn'Dispense said
"No one knows. It's been passed down for generations."
"Can you fight?"
"Indeed. The Demon Lord has an irrational fear of dairy products. Long story. Something about a tragic yogurt incident in his youth." "But the Demon Lord's castle has a really nice snack bar
"Close enough."
"I can calculate tax deductions while panicking."
"I can use a spatula with moderate efficiency."
Next, I stumbled upon a knight. She was fully armored, sitting on a rock, eating instant ramen from a plastic cup.