Drive Angry Apr 2026

Remember when every movie was slapping post-conversion 3D on the poster? Drive Angry actually shot with 3D cameras. And they use it for the stupidest, most glorious reasons. Bullets fly at the screen. Blood splashes at the lens. At one point, a lit cigar is thrown directly at the viewer. It is a gimmick, but it’s an honest gimmick. The Verdict Let’s be clear: Drive Angry is not The Godfather . It is not Citizen Kane . It is a movie where Nicolas Cage fights a man with a crossbow while his car is doing a flip.

I will say this until I die: The Accountant is one of the greatest cinematic villains/anti-heroes of the 21st century. Fichtner plays him with such deadpan, effortless cool that you actually root for Hell to win. Every line he delivers is gold. He never raises his voice. He never runs. He just appears , leans against a car, and ruins someone’s day with a smirk. Drive Angry

And that’s just the first ten minutes. Cage plays Milton, a hardened criminal who broke out of the underworld for one reason: revenge. A cult led by the terrifyingly calm Jonah King (Billy Burke) murdered Milton’s daughter and plans to use the baby’s blood to bring about the apocalypse. Remember when every movie was slapping post-conversion 3D

Have you seen this beautiful disaster? Do you think The Accountant deserved his own spin-off? Sound off in the comments below. Bullets fly at the screen

Milton doesn’t care about the apocalypse. He cares about a shotgun and a very specific itinerary.