Doofy--39-s - Projects

Welcome back to the lab.

If you’re new here, you might be wondering: Who is Doofy? Is he a genius? A menace? A guy who simply has too much access to soldering irons and 3D printers? Doofy--39-s Projects

"You say 'concussion,' I say 'negative reinforcement feedback loop.' Tomato, tomato." The Verdict Look, working with Doofy is like herding cats who have engineering degrees. His projects rarely launch on time, they often break existing laws of physics, and we’ve had to replace three keyboards due to "unexpected combustion." Welcome back to the lab

Doofy reminds us that projects aren’t just about deliverables and deadlines. They’re about curiosity. They’re about asking, "What if?" even when the answer is clearly, "Please don't." A menace

"I’m not fixing the velocity issue. The cats need to learn to move faster." Project #2: The "Second Breakfast" Drone The Goal: Eliminate the walk from Doofy’s desk to the kitchen.

Using a Raspberry Pi, a color sensor, and a series of pneumatic tubes originally designed for a hamster cage, the machine scans a sock, identifies its pattern, and launches it into the appropriate bin (Stripes, Dots, Solid, or "Existential Crisis").

A physical whiteboard connected to an Arduino and a modified robotic arm. You write your three daily tasks on the board. If a task is not checked off by 5:00 PM, the arm extends and delivers a gentle (but humiliating) slap to the back of your head.