“Absolutely,” Leo lied. “It’s about… geography. And strategy. And the history of the early ’90s.”

He pressed Enter. The game loaded into a briefing room. A low-poly general with a mustache made of five polygons stared at him.

Finally, the installation completed. A command prompt flickered for a split second—something Leo later swore he saw but dismissed as a glitch. Then, the main menu loaded.