Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 9 Apr 2026

The crowd turns on Larry. Even the corpse’s brother throws a yarmulke at him. Larry storms out, trips over the blind dog, and lands in the grave (shallow—symbolic). The episode ends with Larry at the bottom, looking up, saying, “Alright, which one of you didn’t fill the hole?”

Meanwhile, Ted Danson finds out about the signed napkin. He’s furious. He claims the napkin was a gift to Larry, not for profit. Ted puts a curse on Larry: “Every time you lie, your left shoe will untie.” It works. Chaos ensues at a Dodgers game.

Later, Larry gets stuck in an elevator with a man wearing a “Make America Grate Again” cheese-themed hat. The man’s phone plays “Who Let the Dogs Out” on loop. Larry presses the emergency stop button. The man sues for “emotional restraint.” Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 9

Moe reveals he was the one who told Madame Pirouzi to make up the apology story—to get Larry to visit Marsha, whom Moe has a crush on. Larry is livid. But Jeff’s marriage is now fixed. Larry feels used. He sues Moe for “emotional fraud.”

Moe cries—professionally. Ted Danson laughs. The dog pees on the cake. Larry walks out, alone, muttering: “Pretty, pretty, pretty… ridiculous.” The crowd turns on Larry

Susie screams, “You got a tattoo of the towel?!”

Larry is at a backyard barbecue hosted by his friend, Richard Lewis. He’s handed a slice of watermelon. It’s dripping. He looks for a napkin. None. He uses a decorative hand towel from a nearby table. The hostess, Richard’s new girlfriend, Brenda, screams: “That’s a vintage Irish linen!” Larry shrugs. “Then don’t put it next to the fruit.” The episode ends with Larry at the bottom,

Larry finally agrees to the YouTube apology, but only if Marsha apologizes first for calling him a “schmohawk.” She refuses. The video shoot becomes a standoff. Larry suggests a compromise: a joint apology, “like a celebrity divorce announcement.” Marsha walks off.