(gasps) Max, do you know what this means? Vietnamese soup money + cupcake money = faster window!
I don’t know what you just said, but it sounded like jail time.
(eyes light up) Wait. Han. What if… we sell phở at the cupcake window? Fusion! Pho-cakes! Or… Cup-phở-akes! 2 Broke Girl Vietsub Season 3
(deadpan) Great. That’ll buy us one hinge and a sad lock. We’re basically Fort Knox with frosting.
You just had a stroke in word form.
Relax, Han. We’re just… appreciating your culture. And by appreciating, I mean screenshotting.
(They run out the back door, Han chasing them with a ladle.) (gasps) Max, do you know what this means
(looking at napkin) Okay, so if we sell 500 cupcake t-shirts, 200 custom aprons, and one slightly-used hair extension from a Kardashian lookalike… we’ll have exactly $247 for our cupcake window startup.
(They sneak a photo of Han’s phone. Subtitles appear in Vietnamese: "Max và Caroline lên kế hoạch ăn cắp công thức phở." ) (eyes light up) Wait
(whispering to Max) Vietsub: “Hai cô gái nghèo khổ bắt đầu cuộc chiến nước dùng.”